Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

“Whatever you do, don’t eat the fuckin’ candy.” If the Grimdark movement and Heavy Metal Rock music had a baby together, this would be their movie. Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton star in this bloody dark comedy, full of horrible jokes and too much gore. But I would argue that the latter is the hero…

Kill the Dead by Richard Kadrey

“’I’m not taking name abuse from someone called Sandman Slim. That sounds like a diet shake with roofies.’” My sentiments exactly. If there’s one thing Richard Kadrey knows how to do, it’s crafting an insanely funny story. Every page is littered with many wisecracks, smart-aleck remarks, and generally hilarious observations of the world he makes…