“’I don’t steal from anyone who can’t afford it, and I don’t hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it.’” Jason Statham decided to star in a crime movie that doesn’t require driving. Called it “Parker.” Being the first adaptation of Richard Stark’s Parker series to use the main character’s name, I found this version to be…
“Whatever you do, don’t eat the fuckin’ candy.” If the Grimdark movement and Heavy Metal Rock music had a baby together, this would be their movie. Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton star in this bloody dark comedy, full of horrible jokes and too much gore. But I would argue that the latter is the hero…
“’Why did you save me?’ ‘I didn’t save you. You saved me.’” Jason Statham doesn’t make a bad movie, evident in what looked like a prequel to The Transporter. Jokes aside, this action movie is heads above the rest. But as I said, Statham has yet to make a movie I don’t rank as amazing.…
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